October 7, 2009

inakuwa vipi mchumba anapokuwa changudoa??

KAMPALA-Patrons at a hotel in Bakuli, Kampala were last Monday amused when a sex worker turned out to be the client’s girlfriend.
Kakooza, a student at Mbarara University, was in Kampala for a workshop. He said his girlfriend, a student at Makerere University, told him she was with her parents.
When Kakooza asked for a prostitute, the attendant brought him a lady whom he identified as Hellen. Kakooza was in shock and said the lady was his girlfriend and Hellen was not her real name.
When she realised that Kakooza was the client, she fled.
source: New Vision.
DUH! KUMBE WOTE UTULIVU SIFURI????
INGEKUWA NI WEYE MDAU UNGEFANYAJE??

.........Prof Mukandala awatwangia

Mukandala ataka wabunge wasilipwe.
Makamu mkuu wa UDSM amenukuliwa na vyombo mbalimbali vya habari wakati akitoa mada katika mkutano wa hali ya siasa unaoandaliwa na REDET huko milmani akitaka Wabunge na wanasiasa wengine kutolipwa, akisema kuwa hiyo ni kazi ya kujitolea

wakti Idd Simba awabeep wabunge.........

MFANYABIASHARA maarufu nchini, Idd Simba, amesema, lugha ya kiingereza imesababisha Tanzania iwe na sheria mbaya zikiwemo za madini.
Mbunge huyo wa zamani wa Ilala, Dar es Salaam, amesema, anaona aibu kwa kuwa alishiriki kupitisha sheria mbaya za madini zinazotumika kuinyonya nchi.
Mwanasiasa huyo amedai kuwa, chanzo cha ubaya wa sheria hizo ni lugha ya kiingereza kwa kuwa sheria zimeandikwa kwa lugha hiyo lakini idadi kubwa ya wabunge hawaielewi kwa ufasaha.
“Zile sheria ni mbaya na mimi naona aibu kwamba zilipitishwa wakati nikiwa kwenye lile Bunge, lakini unatarajia nini wakati sheria zile zinatungwa kwa Kiingereza, na si wabunge wengi wanaoelewa lugha hiyo,” amesema.

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