Mama mbavu zangu weeee,

Dear Uncle Barrack,

Congrats on your assumption to the throne of US. We your Nigerianfamili are very happy for you and for ourselves. It is our turn now tochop US national cake and our enemies cannot do anything about that.

I was to come to see you personally at Wite aus but I was not allowedat the airport because of say no fisa. I told them I am Obama kosinbet they refuse me.

Your new elesion is a very good news for the Obamaclan in Kenya and the famili in Nigeria. When I fest went to thefamily aus in Kenya to tell dem we are one famili they did not agreebut my pastor from my church make 3 days dry fast and give me aspecial sponge to baf in barbitch after this they accept me. Becosthey don't remember the sister of your granfada mother dat went toNigeria and mari a shief live near Lagos in 1956 which is also my ownpersonal great grandfada.

Now the famili has choose me to diskus some important matas with you.You know you have been long in Amrica and have forget our traditionsbut tank God we, your famili are hia to guide you to be rill Africanman.

As a president, you must have a male son in office who will takeover after you die and since ya wife Mitchell has not able to do that,we have find a wife for you from your fada village. The famili havealready chose a good girl from de village not like Amrica or lagosgals who are too stubborn to obey the famili. She is a humble wellbehave and edicated gal who study sewing and fasion disine so she canhelp with sewing your suit wen e tia and also unifom for ami and soja.

I hope ya waif will assept famili shoice becos we have fogif her forher winchcraft wich dont allow her to have a male son but if not, shecan go back to her fada. Even my pastor has say your younger thotermay need a deliverance becos her granmoda want to give her winsh andogbanje spirit to chop. Please don't wori about what dis will costbecos I will do it with my own pusonal moni becos we are one famili.

I also want to tell you that I want to set up NGO for hades unfans inKenya and I can be the leader of the NGO. I have a good standard sixdegree and also studied computa at Iyana Ipaja so am well qualify fordis. Please I need your help for this.

I hope you will consider my request. I will also like your personalmobile so I can call you. Please greet Auntie Minchel and the shindrenfor us. God bless you and may all your enemies fall down and die, inJesus' name!

Til I hear you,

I amYours amiable

cousincalista obama